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Nov
4th
Wed
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

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You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834 - 1892)

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Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.

Thomas A. Edison

Thomas A. Edison (1847-1931)

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Feb
22nd
Sun
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Doug Larson

Doug Larson

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Feb
21st
Sat
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Everybody’s Political What’s What? (1944) ch. 30

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If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Paul Beatty

Paul Beatty (1962 - )

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It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.

Walt Disney

Walt Disney (1901 - 1966)

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Feb
20th
Fri
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

L. M. Boyd

L. M. Boyd (1927 - 2007)

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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

Herman Wouk

Herman Wouk (1915 - )

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